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Justice must not only be seen to be done. It must be seen to be believed.
[J.B. Morton]
The law locks up both man and woman
Who steals the goose from the common
But lets the greater felon loose
Who steals the common from the goose.[E.P. Cheyney]
Four surgeons were chatting during a tea break:
Surgeon#1: "I love operating on accountants, because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered." Surgeon#2: "I love operating on electricians, because everything inside is colour-coded." Surgeon#3: "I love operating on librarians, because everything inside is in alphabetical order." Surgeon#4: "Well, I love operating on lawyers, because they're heartless, gutless, spineless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."